Troll – the green, hairy, ugly kind, not the Usenet kind
There is a tiny man that no one can see under my desk. He is not trying to eat the billy goats gruff; he is attempting to pull my leg off at the hip without anyone noticing. I am popping ibuprofen and ignoring him. I fear that I may go in search of a machete soon, just so that I can hand him the leg and get it over with.
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